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Hungry Or Aroused?

Nutella

Honestly… Not sure if I feel hungry or aroused…

Sauce

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Do You Ever Feel Like Your Life Is Going Nowhere

Stole this from 4chans /R9K/ board. It’s inspirational in a fucked up sorta way.

Do you ever feel like your life is going nowhere, robots? Do you feel dread when your plans go wrong or hopeless when you have no plans remaining?

Adolf Hitler didn’t know what he wanted to do with his life, either. His dad would beat him and his mom died when he was 18. He had to repeat the sixth grade, he dropped out of high school, and he got rejected from college TWICE. He even lived in a homeless shelter after his welfare ran out. After that, he finally enrolled in the army.

It was at his darkest moment that Hitler finally saw what he wanted to do with his life. He was a soldier on the front lines, and he was blinded by mustard gas. During his period of blindness, he finally came to believe that his duty was to save Germany–even if he didn’t know how. It took him another two years to work out how to get involved, but once he did he rose through the ranks of elected office at a pace seldom seen.

So if you’re feeling despair, hopelessness, or confusion, just remember: if you work hard, you could become the next Hitler.

You Make The Kittems Sad

You Make The Kittems Sad

Its funny. I found this pic in March but I only noticed the spelling error today when a friend pointed it out…

Paste This Into Your Address Bar

Paste This Into Your Address Bar

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RandOctopus

RandOctopus

Pretty cool service. It basically allows you to cycle images that disply on a static page. Works great for avatars on forums.

It seems to update every so often